Board : | |
Author : | |
Subject : | |
Date : | |
|Kingdom Tribune| |Volume 2| <b> / Kingdoms Culture \ <b> _/ \_ _____________________________________________________________ Woes of a Rose bush Songa Dinera ------------------------------------------------------------- Today, we take an insider's look at a well-known, but rarely acknowledged member of our community: The Rose Bush. I went deep inside the world of the Rose bush, and interviewed him about the use of roses in our lands~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Songa: So, Mr. Rose Bush, what are your thoughts on roses? Why do you enjoy them so much? Rose bush: [fills Songa's pockets with Roses] Songa: Why thank you! But seriously, what's the big deal about roses? Rose bush: Well, most think that the rose is a symbol of love or lasting friendship. BUT IT'S PETALS MOCK ME!!! Songa: .. So you don't believe in love or lasting friendships? Rose bush: NO! Look at me! I am a ROSE BUSH. Who would love a rose bush?! Furthermore, people simply walk by me without notici-- * Editor's Note: At this point, a passerby walked by, and further proved Mr. Rose Bush's point .. Passerby: o/` La la! I am going to get a hair cut~ To the Salon I go~! Rose bush: [fills Passerby's pockets with roses] Passerby: What in Thalia's name!?! I don't want stupid roses, you stupid head rose bush!!! [throws roses down, squishing them in the ground!] Rose bush: SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!? ;______; * Editor's second note: At this point, another passerby walked by .. Moondrops: Yaaaay! Rose bush~! I want roses, please Mr. Rose bush!! Rose bush: [nothing] Moondrops: I need them for.. Jadespear's quest.. (yes, that's it. You believe it, yes?) Please, Mr. Rose bush!! ;____; Rose bush: [nothing] Songa: [ahem] So, as you can see, Mr. Rose bush is a fine member of our comm-- Moondrops: GIMMEH ROSES YOU STUPID ROSE BUSH HEAD!!!!!!!!! D:< Rose bush: [NOTHING!] Songa: ..This is Songa Dinera, reporting from the Rose bush in Buya! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ So, in conclusion, Mr. Rose bush seems to be a bit bitter. People simply pass him by in a hurry to do other things, and rarely notice him!! So, the next time you pass by Mr. Rose bush, say hello.. take a few roses and spread the love around! _____________________________________________________________ Page 8 Hyul 9, Moon 4 | |